I just woke up after being exhausted from fighting the battle of Ofrus Remyr yesterday (read “The Battle of Ofrus Remyr”). When I got out of my tent, I saw that some of my soldiers were sleeping exhausted on the dining table, some were asleep while snagged on tree branches. I have no idea how he could swing stuck there. Swords were scattered everywhere mixed with panties swaying in the breeze.
And suddenly some traditional elders came to me, “Master! Olympia has appeared!”
I immediately gasped and we immediately gathered the elders and thought about how best to get the olympia 10 times at once!
I was reminded of a message from my mentor Blaise, that Olympia will definitely arrive and when the time comes, hire a coach who can increase the odds by 5%. Yup, we immediately hired a coach who from his appearance seemed promising. Wearing sweatpants, bald head, sinewy muscles, all right, we rent him!
Then how about choosing a formation? Do you use the most expensive formation to get the biggest chance? We also decided to choose the most expensive formation according to the foe-helpers. And so began our ritual to seize Olympia. The coach started dancing in the middle of the circle and the traditional elders danced around him.
1x try, 2x try, all we got was trash, but we’re still relaxed because it’s only just started right? To the point where it doesn’t feel right… 1000+ football but we only got one piece from Olympia! We started to worry, we stopped the ritual, the coach was seen fainting at the end of the pitch.
Finally, we decided to change the strategy by choosing the most effective cost/reward formation according to the foe-helpers, the ritual was carried out again. This time we just sat around the coach we hired while spitting at him as part of the ritual. 1x try still failed, 2x try.. and voila! we got Olympia straight away! the crowd immediately got excited and cheered for Olympia. And we ended up spending 1100 football to get 9 parts from Olympia.
We finally unified the 10 parts of Olympia and with the rituals we performed, Olympia has come with us, accompanying our new day facing the battlefield that will begin in a few moments.
Welcome Olympia… we all stare proudly at the Olympia who stands majestically in front of us now..
n3m0 of Knights Templar